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How many hands long do they get?

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      cmdr_horn@lemmy.world
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      French invented metric system…

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        protist@mander.xyz
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        This meme wasn’t created to ridicule Americans, it was created to enrage the French, and to a lesser extent the Germans.

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          Anything but metric lol

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            marcos@lemmy.world
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            That second phrase can be useful information…

            How many double-sized hamburgers is it? 600?

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              stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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              Hamburgers is probably not the worst measurement for a cow, it removes all conversion.

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                That second phrase can be useful information…

                How many double-sized hamburgers is it? 600?

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                texasdrunk@lemmy.world
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                1. But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.

                ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.

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                  French invented metric system…

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                  StrongHorseWeakNeigh
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                  And at least Americans use a consistent system of measures. Not the weird half breed that the UK uses.

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                    French invented metric system…

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                    mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                    yeah this is imperial washing. they setup a colony and left it with an antiquated system of measures, then cheated off their neighbor for a better one.

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                      And at least Americans use a consistent system of measures. Not the weird half breed that the UK uses.

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                      mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                      fucking stones.

                      they measure thing in stones, still. the uk acts all uppity about metric shit and still uses imperial garbage variably all over.

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                        This is offensively incorrect.

                        Deer are closer to 1.75 bicycles tall.

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                          takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          The ironic thing is that the imperial system comes from Britain. It’s just that US decided to keep it.

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                            And at least Americans use a consistent system of measures. Not the weird half breed that the UK uses.

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                            acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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                            the more metric the better. in that regard, the UK is better than the US. of course, both are inferior to any other country which only uses the metric system

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                              dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                              This is useful information that tells you how many hamberders a deer corpse can make

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                                dellish@lemmy.world
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                                One Imperial deer is 1.74832 bicycles. If you’re going to use a retarded system, you must also use retarded significant figures.

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                                  Elvith Ma'for
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                                  Maybe they’re as tall as bicycles are long?

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                                    1. But don’t be fooled. Between brain, bones, and waste you’ll only get get 200 double quarter pounders out of them. A little more if you add beef or pork fat to make them juicy.

                                    ETA: I have no fucking clue what is going on with the formatting.

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                                    NoneOfUrBusiness
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                                    X. is what Lemmy uses for numbered lists. So

                                    1. Stuff
                                    2. Stuff
                                    3. Stuff

                                    Becomes

                                    1. Stuff
                                    2. Stuff
                                    3. Stuff

                                    To avoid that you could write 400\. rather than 400.

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                                      texasdrunk@lemmy.world
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                                      Ha, yeah. I wasn’t thinking about it. It’ll just stay as a list starting with 400 then.

                                      You’re awesome for letting me know for next time.

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                                        The ironic thing is that the imperial system comes from Britain. It’s just that US decided to keep it.

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                                        kameecoding@lemmy.world
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                                        So same as soccer

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                                        • C cmdr_horn@lemmy.world

                                          French invented metric system…

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                                          nialv7@lemmy.world
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                                          And legally America does use the metric system…

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