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excuse me professor what the fuck do you mean we're going to talk to it with geometry, and why aren't you in bed? #monsterdon

go to sleep everyone i'll just go ahead and derive a universal language from geometry and i'll fill you in tomorrow #monsterdon

second rule of alien encounters: continue to tell nobody, assume they will turn you into a god, and kidnap them
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my dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon

bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon

if this guy would stop narrating to himself in his own interal monologue for one second to call back to his newspaper and be like "hey can you send me a couple more guys down here there are aliens" #monsterdon

they gave the alien about 2 minutes of screen time so they could fit in 15 minutes of "scottish people saying things" #monsterdon

oh sure so every scottish person just trying to making an honest living by robbing american bikers is a glassy eyed alien slave, right #monsterdon

oh sure so every scottish person just trying to making an honest living by robbing american bikers is a glassy eyed alien slave, right #monsterdon

on september 17th the aliens are gonna slide by earth, see that their scout has mind controlled only 5 people while the earth people's military is mounting a response, and just cruise on by #monsterdon

9 minutes is enough time for a self-contained alien action climax and retconning a story into the movie, if only they don't get bogged down in the protagonist saying one hundred million lines about nothing #monsterdon