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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    TrackinDaKraken
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    Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

    You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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    • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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      three@lemmy.zip
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      Based meth head.

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      • J jaaake@lemmy.world

        That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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        angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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        Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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        • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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          deranger@sh.itjust.works
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          Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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          • H hobbes_dent@lemmy.world

            Came to ask “where post?”.

            That really is a shitty post.

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            PhobosAnomaly
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            Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

            Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all… giggity.

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            • J jaaake@lemmy.world

              That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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              0ops
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              Where I live the ground is rocks with the gaps between filled with dried clay. Literally a 2 to 1 ratio of rock to clay in some spots. Closer to a soft concrete than actual soil once you get more than 6 inches down. So the shovel doesn’t actually dig as much as it just scoops out the shit I beat loose with a tamper bar.

              Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Internet who sees these digging posts and thinks “I’ve dug enough” lol.

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              • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                jaaake@lemmy.world
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                Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                • F fandangalo@lemmy.world

                  What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                  nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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                  I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                  • N nailingjello@lemmy.zip

                    I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                    fandangalo@lemmy.world
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                    No doubt

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                    • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                      Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                      affenlehrer@feddit.org
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                      The difference between first and second degree murder

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                      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                        Hossenfeffer
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                        You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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                        • HossenfefferH Hossenfeffer

                          You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                          • raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comR raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                            friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                            I think I’m already past that depth

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                            • TomMaszT TomMasz

                              How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                              friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                              The wha?

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                              • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                                Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                                friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                Once you get deep enough there is literally no dust as it contains about 30% clay and is very wet

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                                • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz

                                  Once you get deep enough there is literally no dust as it contains about 30% clay and is very wet

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                                  angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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                                  #33

                                  In the Midwest where it looks like you dug that hole, sure. But where I, and the previous poster, live nope. Lots of sand in the soil out here, and if you dig deep enough, you hit granite.

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                                  • D TrackinDaKraken

                                    Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                                    You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                                    barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                    A bone. - a dog

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                                    • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                                      In the Midwest where it looks like you dug that hole, sure. But where I, and the previous poster, live nope. Lots of sand in the soil out here, and if you dig deep enough, you hit granite.

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                                      friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                      Sandy soil huh ive never heard of that oh and also I live in east tenesee it’s a weird place for sure.

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                                      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                        barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                        How’s your (w)hole…family?

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                                        • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                                          How’s your (w)hole…family?

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                                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                          BAHAHAHAHAHH oh oh man this comment right here comedy

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