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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • N nailingjello@lemmy.zip

    I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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    fandangalo@lemmy.world
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    No doubt

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    • J jaaake@lemmy.world

      Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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      affenlehrer@feddit.org
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      The difference between first and second degree murder

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      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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        Hossenfeffer
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        You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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        • HossenfefferH Hossenfeffer

          You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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          • raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comR raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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            friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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            I think I’m already past that depth

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            • TomMaszT TomMasz

              How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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              friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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              The wha?

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              • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                Once you get deep enough there is literally no dust as it contains about 30% clay and is very wet

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                • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz

                  Once you get deep enough there is literally no dust as it contains about 30% clay and is very wet

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                  angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
                  #33

                  In the Midwest where it looks like you dug that hole, sure. But where I, and the previous poster, live nope. Lots of sand in the soil out here, and if you dig deep enough, you hit granite.

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                  • D TrackinDaKraken

                    Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                    You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                    barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                    A bone. - a dog

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                    • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                      In the Midwest where it looks like you dug that hole, sure. But where I, and the previous poster, live nope. Lots of sand in the soil out here, and if you dig deep enough, you hit granite.

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                      friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                      #35

                      Sandy soil huh ive never heard of that oh and also I live in east tenesee it’s a weird place for sure.

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                      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                        barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                        #36

                        How’s your (w)hole…family?

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                        • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                          How’s your (w)hole…family?

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                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                          BAHAHAHAHAHH oh oh man this comment right here comedy

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                            somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                            Hmmm…

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                            • S somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              Hmmm…

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                              friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                              What the fuck is that face

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                              • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz

                                What the fuck is that face

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                                somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                #40

                                Idk who the hell made it

                                ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
                                , but it’s NOT relevant to the story at all.
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                                • S somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                  Idk who the hell made it

                                  ::: spoiler Tap for spoiler
                                  , but it’s NOT relevant to the story at all.
                                  :::

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                                  friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                  Im gonna look up the illustrator one sec. OK so apparently its was by this guy called Vladimir Radunsky

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                                  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                    monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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                                    What you gonna put in your hole?

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                                    • M monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world

                                      What you gonna put in your hole?

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                                      typhoon@lemmy.ca
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                                      A shit post

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                                      • M monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world

                                        What you gonna put in your hole?

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                                        friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                        Nothing. But maybe a old dog that might die soon though

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                                        • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz

                                          Nothing. But maybe a old dog that might die soon though

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                                          monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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                                          Before or after it dies?

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