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      traches@sh.itjust.works
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      Garmin is neat because it waits till you calm down to tell you you were stressed. Then you’re like „huh, yeah, I guess I was. Thanks for recognizing that!”

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        viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        And Sam was in Birmingham at the time! That’s not even CLOSE to the Mediterranean, or indeed any sea!

        That’s how pissed off he was.

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          viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Mine just assumes that I’m working out.

          A couple years ago when I was in awful shape and arguing with family on a hot day, my pulse and perspiration was such that my watch thought I had gone for a swim 😄

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            glimse@lemmy.world
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            I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

            Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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              damage@feddit.it
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              Watch was right. No point getting upset over work.

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                areakode@lemmy.world
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                My Fitbit like to congratulate me on getting so many In The Zone minutes. I’m not working out, but thanks I guess?

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                  bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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                  You weren’t able to understand until that moment?

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                  • G glimse@lemmy.world

                    I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                    Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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                    otacon239@lemmy.world
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                    There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on is the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

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                      There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on is the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

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                      glimse@lemmy.world
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                      But imagine the relevant ads you could be served…

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                        Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                        For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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                          There’s a reason the only smartwatch I’d allow health tracking on is the Pebble. I really don’t like the idea of a corp having realtime heartbeat info on me.

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                          nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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                          I’m excited for my new Pebble to arrive, but it’ll be a few more months at least.

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                            Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                            For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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                            IngeniousRocks (They/She)
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                            “You” statements are often read as accusatory, consider the “I” statement: “I need you to calm down because I’m becoming stressed by your attitude”

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                            • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

                              Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                              For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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                              sploosh@lemmy.world
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                              None of that sounds productive to me. It seems accusatory and self-satisfied to the point of being abusive. Sounds like the kind of things infuriatingly rude people say and do to try and deflect from their own toxicity.

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                              • G glimse@lemmy.world

                                I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                                Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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                                clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

                                Only if you choose devices that require all data go through their servers, like a garmin.

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                                  “You” statements are often read as accusatory, consider the “I” statement: “I need you to calm down because I’m becoming stressed by your attitude”

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                                  clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                  “I feel stressed with your attitude” is the I statement. It needs to start with your feelings on a particularly situation.

                                  Even better is one that doesn’t include an accusation. “I feel stressed when you get upset over stupid shit” works better if you keep it to “I feel stressed when you get upset.” – keeps the discussion on feelings instead of openning it up for an argument on stupid shit.

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                                  • G glimse@lemmy.world

                                    I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                                    Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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                                    whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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                                    You say outsourced, but it’s not like (men largely, but probably everyone) were super in touch with our emotions previously.

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                                    • pimento64@sopuli.xyzP pimento64@sopuli.xyz

                                      Telling people “calm down” is a very unconstructive de-escalation tactic because it has no substance. People respond much better if you address specific conduct, explain a potential consequence, ask for something else, and then give space.
                                      For example, when someone needs to calm down, I tell them “You’d better fix that attitude problem of yours before it gets you into trouble”, and then as soon as they begin to respond I interrupt with “Close your mouth” and I walk away. This makes people realize they’re overreacting and they calm down right away.

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                                      whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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                                      Sounds like a great way to get a chair upside the back of your head.

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                                      • S sploosh@lemmy.world

                                        None of that sounds productive to me. It seems accusatory and self-satisfied to the point of being abusive. Sounds like the kind of things infuriatingly rude people say and do to try and deflect from their own toxicity.

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                                        DaGeek247
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                                        I thought that was the joke; this is such terrible advice that it’s obviously a troll/sarcasm levels of joke.

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                                        • G glimse@lemmy.world

                                          I know this is a joke but it made me think how messed up it is that we’ve outsourced recognizing our own emotions lol

                                          Also, now a bunch of companies have tons of data on when and where we feel things

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                                          wolflink@sh.itjust.works
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                                          The “take a minute to breathe” thing is on a timer; it doesn’t react to detected emotions.

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