Ever wonder why you never get hand or wrist pain holding a Hot Dog?

I bet if you handle hot dogs as much as a computer mouse it would start to hurt. It’s not just about posture and position; it’s about repetition.

“Is 7 hot dogs a day bad?”

“Well it’s not good.”

Found him.

Who holds a hot dog like that lmao

Well how else would you answer a call?

Well now you leave me with a conundrum. For I want hot dogs, yet do not have hot dogs. I demand you send me hot dogs. Or a big fat juicy dick. I’d be okay with that too.

the true inspiration for those vertical mice: Hot Dogs

I hate it when I’m trying to use the mouse and my Saddam-bone keeps farting pink clouds out of my arm.

Fucking edited out the Saddam Hussein part XD

Does anybody have any tips for when you’re shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it’s just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?

Asking for a friend.

Looks like Saddam’s pink boner tbh.

He’s not that well-endowed. Guy was hanged, not hung.

Classic!

Youtube Video

idk I bet Saddam had a fat hog on him.

Use the fingers on your other hand to gently stroke the bottom of the bun.

hog

That’s haram.