What's wrong, babe?

This is a crime.

If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

Guinster

I’ll try most things once.

What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

Have you tried Pilk?

Monnness

That’s if you float the green part on top.

The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

What’s pilk

What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

Fucking hell, this one took me a while

Pepsi + Milk

When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know…

A crime of passion.

It’s a frankendrink.