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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

  • !whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
  • !curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

This category can be followed from the open social web via the handle microblogmemes@caint.ie

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  • Oh dear

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    I will often take two hotdogs, cut them in half longitudinally, and lay those out on two pieces sandwich bread. Ergo…hotdog sandwich.
  • Spooky season

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    Never thought about it like that before, that’s funny!
  • You calm down

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    I thought that was the joke; this is such terrible advice that it’s obviously a troll/sarcasm levels of joke.
  • What's one youve had?

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    Red Dwarf, I used to watch it with my dad while he was alive.
  • Welp

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    Yeah it’s all a smokescreen. They’ll just shrug it off for their dear leader like everything else. Anyone left supporting Trump are traitors and already quadruple doubled down on his lies and are not the type to admit they’re wrong. It’s just the latest carrot for the Dems to chase while he robs our country.
  • Homophonic

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    Original post: coolmathgam.es (Mastodon)
  • A Christmas Carol

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  • Free Speech Goes Only One Way

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    Please provide proof massive amounts of people are cheering in the streets or holding block parties he is dead or just do us a favor and shut the fuck up. A few edge lords talking shit is insignificant. It is clear you are spreading propaganda at this point. A hate monger is a purveyor of hate. It has a very clear definition unlike dunderhead which is meant to downplay the fascist little cunt he was. What part about us living in a fascist state are you not getting. Open up your eyes for a second. We have a police force abducting legal residents, torturing them, and then sending them to random foreign countries to be imprisoned without a trial. We are already there and have been for several decades. Did you miss the US toppling democracies and installing fascist dictators for funzies during the Cold War? I am trying to get it through your white supremacists loving ass that this guy is the shittiest damn martyr ever. A racist asshat who openly advocated for the worst of humanity. A guy that unironically said people have to die to protect the second amendment and then was killed by a gunman. Maga was already doing it all already, give me a fucking break. All you spew is propaganda and your just a fascist apologist who wants to downplay a racist misogynist loser. Have fun erecting his statue and turning him into a saint.
  • I figured this out during the pandemic

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    If you don’t care about others you don’t deserve to be cared for. It’s not complicated.
  • So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad.

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    So a soup with noodles is nachos but a soup without noodles is a salad. What is the definition of noodles in this scenario? Is a Potato soup a salad and a Gnocchi soup Nachos? Is it the adding of carbs in general or is it specifically noodles? What about wild rice soup? Wild rice is a seed. So is it a Salad or a Nacho? Also, why is a Turducken a salad? Prepared correctly its a sushi or even a calzone. Also also the cube itself, does it have to be a carb outer layer? Pigs in a blanket are considered a sushi but what of smoked sausages wrapped in bacon?
  • BMW

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    Oh that’s a good safety feature then!
  • That actually made me angry.

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    That actually made me angry.
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    For some reason sweaty hairy ballsacks a aren’t quite as erotic. It’s more of smelling thing with those and less visual. I’m sure you can find some smut describing the scent in gratuitous detail.
  • Ominous Positivity

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    I need this creature to terrorise me so badly.
  • Wholesome

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    My cat Oliver used to scream at me when I would play Ornette Coleman
  • NOT MY BEST

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    Nah it’s not just a romantic partner thing. It’s a toxic family thing. Good if you’ve never experienced it! As mentioned, The Bear episode The Fishes with Jamie Lee Curtis offers an exaggerated example.
  • AB...

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    from: Steven Rosenthal
  • Stop spamming this.

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    People are scared and don’t know what to do besides share what’s scaring them in their online community. Let’s give this guy a break, huh? Also [image: df5e3737-d10e-4339-962d-4432b848206f.jpeg]
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    How come the rich can manipulate the masses if most creative people are left leaning? Money, specifically propaganda. Humans will believe anything if it is repeated enough times. A collective of broke anarchist artists will never reach as many people as a billionaire funded think tank and advertising agencies. if some bureaucrats can organise a regime change then all the left leaning people should be able to improve the situation This is an odd “if”. If you’re referencing something, I don’t get it. Generally regime change is carried out by men with guns (far too often backed by the United States). My question was “What do you expect left leaning people to do”. If you don’t have anything more specific than “improve the situation”, neither does anyone else. That is not terribly actionable.
  • Feeling Lonely

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    I have no issues with human connection, but I am also subject to capitalism.