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  • J joshmoe@ani.social

    You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

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    abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
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    They also said computers can’t handle dates beyond 1999.

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    • A abbadon420@sh.itjust.works

      They also said computers can’t handle dates beyond 1999.

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      joshmoe@ani.social
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      They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

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        BeeegScaaawyCripple
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        I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

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          juice@midwest.social
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          Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

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          • J juice@midwest.social

            Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

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            daggermoon@lemmy.world
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            Here’s your hint, the Earth is round.

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              Here’s your hint, the Earth is round.

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              juice@midwest.social
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              Shits crazy

              But no Australia is definitely all south

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              • J juice@midwest.social

                Shits crazy

                But no Australia is definitely all south

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                daggermoon@lemmy.world
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                Oh, you’re one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

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                  Oh, you’re one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

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                  juice@midwest.social
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                  No it was a test, you failed.

                  Austraillia has 2 L’s and 2 i’s

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                  • J joshmoe@ani.social

                    They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

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                    shalafi@lemmy.world
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                    I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You’re all welcome.

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                      I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

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                      dangrousperson@feddit.org
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                      the joke is that all lines of longitude meet at the poles. So everything is north of the south pole. There doesn’t exist a east, west, or south of the south pole

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                        busyvar@jlai.lu
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                        Better check my compass…

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                        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                          … It’s free real imaginary estate.

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                          RaivoKulli
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                          But we were only supposed to have three estates!

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                            elvis_depresley@sh.itjust.works
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                            North-Antartica is doughnut shaped

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                              But we were only supposed to have three estates!

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                              sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              One could say we’re headed for a brave new world.

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                                I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You’re all welcome.

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                                boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                                These days I sorta wish everything had broken for real. Curse you!

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                                  One could say we’re headed for a brave new world.

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                                  RaivoKulli
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                                  Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies

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                                    Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies

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                                    sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    Well I mean, for that, the eugenics has to happen first… soooooooooo

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                                      Well I mean, for that, the eugenics has to happen first… soooooooooo

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                                      RaivoKulli
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                                      Can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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                                        Can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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                                        sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                        Don’t forget to methylate them, I guess lol

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