Directions

I propose Antartica adopt an irrational approach.

Decide on Antartica North as a basis, clearly this should be Antartica’s tentacle where it reaches out trying to touch the South American tentacle. 1 AntArcSpan is thus the rational radius of Antartica.

Multiply Antartica North by the square root of -1 a.k.a. the number i.

I propose as international law that real estate/territory claims all have to be solely defined in terms of trignometric functions on Antartica.

It would also hopefully draw irrationality from other continents, maybe acting as an irrationality sink.

You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

They also said computers can’t handle dates beyond 1999.

Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

Here’s your hint, the Earth is round.

Shits crazy

But no Australia is definitely all south

Oh, you’re one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

… It’s free real imaginary estate.

But we were only supposed to have three estates!

I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You’re all welcome.

One could say we’re headed for a brave new world.

Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies

Well I mean, for that, the eugenics has to happen first… soooooooooo