Directions

You can’t have two places named north. Computers can’t handle shit like that.

They also said computers can’t handle dates beyond 1999.

They were right about that btw. If a fix wasn’t rolled out, we’d probably be living in a different world right now.

I feel like east and west are more pertinent directions

Why does this picture of Australia have North written all over it?

Here’s your hint, the Earth is round.

Shits crazy

But no Australia is definitely all south

Oh, you’re one of those that believe Australia actually exists?

No it was a test, you failed.

Austraillia has 2 L’s and 2 i’s

I was one of the guys deploying the fix in '98. You’re all welcome.

the joke is that all lines of longitude meet at the poles. So everything is north of the south pole. There doesn’t exist a east, west, or south of the south pole

Better check my compass…

But we were only supposed to have three estates!

North-Antartica is doughnut shaped

One could say we’re headed for a brave new world.

These days I sorta wish everything had broken for real. Curse you!

Waiting for my state-mandated drug orgies

Well I mean, for that, the eugenics has to happen first… soooooooooo

Can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Don’t forget to methylate them, I guess lol