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Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

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  • B bronzebeard@lemmy.zip

    He didn’t write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don’t even realize they botched the exact things they’re talking about

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    valmond@lemmy.world
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    Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

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      Kühlschrank
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      I feel like someone only just explained this to him and now he feels like he’s a galaxy brain posting it

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      • A anomnom@sh.itjust.works

        Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.

        And said staffer is dumb enough to think it’s both grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.

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        passerby6497@lemmy.world
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        They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI

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          stretch2m@infosec.pub
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          Imagine the ghostwriter tasked with this, trying (and failing) to dumb down his post to sound like his moron boss.

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          • B bronzebeard@lemmy.zip

            He didn’t write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don’t even realize they botched the exact things they’re talking about

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            blattrules@lemmy.world
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            No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.

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            • V valmond@lemmy.world

              Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

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              rayyy
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              Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.

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                unconsequential@slrpnk.net
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                Absolutely zero chance in Hell Trump himself wrote that.

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                  stillwater@sh.itjust.works
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                  • B bronzebeard@lemmy.zip

                    He didn’t write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don’t even realize they botched the exact things they’re talking about

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                    Bakkoda
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                    And yet it still sounds like the ramblings of an old man. It’s brilliant.

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                    • B baggachipz@sh.itjust.works

                      “Disincentivize”?

                      Ghost writer.

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                      nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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                      This is off topic but I wonder how long it will take before we learn the identities of the people who have access to Trump’s twitter account. Ever since presidents started using Twitter in office nobody really assumed they were writing posts themselves , they have comms teams for that. Trump’s relationship with Twitter had always been different, and the gimmick has always been that it’s his way to talk to the people without the MSM filter.

                      But we know at this point that he doesn’t write all his own posts and we also know that he sometimes criticizes specific companies. Anyone with even 15 mins of notice about these posts going live can make easy money on the stock market. It would almost be silly if there weren’t people making a killing off it.

                      Its illegal of course but that hasn’t mattered for a while.

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                      • P passerby6497@lemmy.world

                        They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI

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                        nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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                        As a former designer/typesetter/typographer, it pains me to admit that this is probably the case.

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                          originalusername7@lemmy.world
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                          I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies

                          Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.

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                            treczoks@lemmy.world
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                            So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

                            Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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                            • T tburkhol@lemmy.world

                              This is as close as he’s going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl’s got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won’t throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.

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                              There is 100% no way he wrote that.

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                              • B blattrules@lemmy.world

                                No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.

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                                Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?

                                Nothing changes.

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                                • B baggachipz@sh.itjust.works

                                  “Disincentivize”?

                                  Ghost writer.

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                                  veryinterestingtable@jlai.lu
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                                  Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?

                                  Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.

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                                  • lumidaub@feddit.orgL lumidaub@feddit.org

                                    “things”

                                    “game”

                                    Things, ya know? Thinnnnnnnnngs. And gaaaaaaaame. *eyebrow wiggle* Things and game. Nudge nudge.

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                                    wrote last edited by homesweethomemrl@lemmy.world
                                    #29

                                    Man 1: My country is very skilled in making things, yes.

                                    Man 2: Oh, knew she was! Knew she was! Ehhhh . . . is your country a goer? Eh?

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                                      grue@lemmy.world
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                                      That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

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                                      • V valmond@lemmy.world

                                        Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

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                                        hathaway@lemmy.zip
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                                        And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.

                                        Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

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                                        • G grue@lemmy.world

                                          That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

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                                          It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

                                          I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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