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Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

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  • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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    treczoks@lemmy.world
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    So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

    Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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    • T tburkhol@lemmy.world

      This is as close as he’s going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl’s got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won’t throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.

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      #26

      There is 100% no way he wrote that.

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      • B blattrules@lemmy.world

        No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.

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        #27

        Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?

        Nothing changes.

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        • B baggachipz@sh.itjust.works

          “Disincentivize”?

          Ghost writer.

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          veryinterestingtable@jlai.lu
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          Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?

          Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.

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          • lumidaub@feddit.orgL lumidaub@feddit.org

            “things”

            “game”

            Things, ya know? Thinnnnnnnnngs. And gaaaaaaaame. *eyebrow wiggle* Things and game. Nudge nudge.

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            wrote last edited by homesweethomemrl@lemmy.world
            #29

            Man 1: My country is very skilled in making things, yes.

            Man 2: Oh, knew she was! Knew she was! Ehhhh . . . is your country a goer? Eh?

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              Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?

              Nothing changes.

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              grue@lemmy.world
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              That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

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              • V valmond@lemmy.world

                Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

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                hathaway@lemmy.zip
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                And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.

                Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

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                • G grue@lemmy.world

                  That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?

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                  It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

                  I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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                  • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                    dandomrude@lemmy.world
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                    Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…

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                    • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                      /home/pineapplelover
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                      Hyundai tried

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                      • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                        Phoenixz
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                        #35

                        Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

                        Nope, not him…

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                          Echo Dot
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                          That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game

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                            It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

                            I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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                            Echo Dot
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                            What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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                              Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

                              Nope, not him…

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                              syltti@lemmy.world
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                              You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

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                                What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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                                That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.

                                *snif*

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                                  It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.

                                  I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.

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                                  Oh yeah. Here it is

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                                  • O octopus_ink@slrpnk.net
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                                    downvote_hunter
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                                    Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?

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                                    • dandomrude@lemmy.worldD dandomrude@lemmy.world

                                      Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…

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                                      theneverfox@pawb.social
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                                      It’s frantic back stepping

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                                      • E Echo Dot

                                        What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?

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                                        theneverfox@pawb.social
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                                        Coffee, but in a Russian accent

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                                        • T treczoks@lemmy.world

                                          So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

                                          Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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                                          taldan@lemmy.world
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                                          He’s basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)

                                          Not to mention he’s backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence

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