Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.
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I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies
Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.
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So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American “teachers” you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?
Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?
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This is as close as he’s going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl’s got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won’t throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.
There is 100% no way he wrote that.
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No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.
Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?
Nothing changes.
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“Disincentivize”?
Ghost writer.
Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can’t you write like… One paragrah?
Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.
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“things”
“game”
Things, ya know? Thinnnnnnnnngs. And gaaaaaaaame. *eyebrow wiggle* Things and game. Nudge nudge.
Man 1: My country is very skilled in making things, yes.
Man 2: Oh, knew she was! Knew she was! Ehhhh . . . is your country a goer? Eh?
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Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled “predisent” in his tweets?
Nothing changes.
That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?
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Yeah this isn’t the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.
And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
- DJT
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That’s bad enough that I don’t even know what word it was trying to be. President? Precedent? Prescient? Maybe it was clear from the original xcretion context, but without it, who the fuck knows?
It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.
I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.
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Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…
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Hyundai tried
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Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?
Nope, not him…
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That’s way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game
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It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.
I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.
What he famously wrote “covfefe” what was that supposed to be?
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Yeah, trump didn’t write that, no way in hell he did as he isn’t capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?
Nope, not him…
You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.
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That was him passing out on two ambien after another day of coke and antihistamines.
*snif*
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It was supposed to be president. This was his personal lawyer for like five minutes who I’m sure didn’t get paid anything but was doing it for the exposure anyway.
I don’t remember what that was about though. I know it was 2017-y.
Oh yeah. Here it is
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Are we at the weekend at trump’s stage now?
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Is this satire? I really can’t tell anymore…
It’s frantic back stepping
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Coffee, but in a Russian accent
