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    masamune@lemmy.world
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    The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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      southernbrewer@lemmy.world
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      Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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        Have you tried Pilk?

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        the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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        What’s pilk

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        • S southernbrewer@lemmy.world

          Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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          SkaveRat
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          What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

          Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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          • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

            If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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            SkaveRat
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            Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

              What’s pilk

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              🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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              Pepsi + Milk

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                primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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                When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                Pointless story, I know…

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                  This is a crime.

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                  slackassassin
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                  A crime of passion.

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                    monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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                    It’s a frankendrink.

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                      Pepsi + Milk

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                      pdxfed@lemmy.world
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                      In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                      • S SkaveRat

                        What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                        Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                        petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                        Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                        You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                          sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                          Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                          • S SkaveRat

                            Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                            pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                            Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                            • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                              Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                              SkaveRat
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                              Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                              • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                SkaveRat
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                                ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                                The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                                • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                  Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                  You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                  Mochóirí
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                                  #27

                                  @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                  https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                  • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                                    When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                                    That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                                    Pointless story, I know…

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                                    hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                                    I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                                    • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                                      When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                                      That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                                      Pointless story, I know…

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                                      Kruh Master
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                                      Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                                      • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

                                        Monnness

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                                        bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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                                        Three Ns mandatory

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                                          agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Cursed stout snakebite

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