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    primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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    When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
    That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
    Pointless story, I know…

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    • kersplooshK kersploosh

      This is a crime.

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      slackassassin
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      A crime of passion.

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        monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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        It’s a frankendrink.

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          Pepsi + Milk

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          pdxfed@lemmy.world
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          In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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          • S SkaveRat

            What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

            Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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            petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

            You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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              sunsofold@lemmings.world
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              Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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              • S SkaveRat

                Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                  Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                  SkaveRat
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                  Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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                  • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                    Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                    You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                    SkaveRat
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                    ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                    The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                    • P petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                      Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                      You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                      Mochóirí
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                      @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                      https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                      • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                        When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                        That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                        Pointless story, I know…

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                        hasherm0n@lemmy.world
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                        I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                        • P primeministerkeyes@leminal.space

                          When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                          That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                          Pointless story, I know…

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                          Kruh Master
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                          Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                          • I iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works

                            Monnness

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                            bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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                            Three Ns mandatory

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                              agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                              Cursed stout snakebite

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                                Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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                                jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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                                • padraigP padraig

                                  @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                                  https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                                  SkaveRat
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                                  Nitro is a bit more green

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                                  • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                    Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                    beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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                                    So trash?

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                                    • S SkaveRat

                                      Nitro is a bit more green

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                                      @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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                                        Pepsi + Milk

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                                        sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                                        I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                                        • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

                                          I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                                          I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                                          Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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