Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

If men have to put down women have to lift up. Morality is when the same logic is applied to the other side. Otherwise your being sexist and prejudice.

Yes because men can only shit while standing. Are you reading your own bullshit?

Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

Nah but you are if we shit the seat is down. Think before you speak.

you piss in your pants?

that’s gotta get gross quickly

Okay, that’s gross. It wouldn’t even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

It really helps to explain all the folks who’re fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

So why should women put the seat up if they cant know if youre gonna shit or piss. Why dont you try that thinking before speaking thing yourself for once?

Ok this is actually a great point, and I’d like to pose another question. If you’re gonna pee standing up with the lid open, what’s the optimal angle to minimize splatter? I would love to see an experiment or simulation to find the optimal angle.

You don’t? That’s a moronic take. We lift we drop we don’t bitch about it. Only a petty fuck would make the seat being pre-prepared for thier specifications an issue. Still haven’t used your brain eh.

I can make it even simpler for you, because you dont seem to get basic logic.

Case 1: Woman uses the bathroom -> the seat is down -> everyone can use it as is.
Case 2: Man pisses while standing -> the seat is up -> woman needs to lower it 100%, man only when sitting down next time.

Also thats not even the issue. A toilet seat if fucking filthy. Forcing someone else to touch it just because you are too lazy to lower it yourself after using it for yourself is as selfish as it gets.

I dont think this will get through to you but maybe you can stop and think about it for 10s. Why make life hard fpr other people for your own benefit? Maybe thats your egotistic worldview and you see yourself as an alpha or whatever bs, but if not your take doesnt make any sense.

Analyze the form factor of toilet. Is it one of those round ones that’s sized for potty-training a child? Emergencies only. The bowl deep enough and water low enough? Push dick down with one hand, hope Poseidon doesn’t kiss your willy. Stand up far to wipe, don’t sit down too fast. Try not to piss under the seat.

Prefer to avoid public restrooms for shits, stand up to pee.

Dum dum what do you think men do when we lift the toilet seat? Stop thinking about “ew I have to touch the toilet” and just stop policing ppl shitting. Fucking repedocan mindset rules for thee not for me. But you can’t imagine a world where you have to do what others do.

i’m a bit confused on the geometry here. how can one risk both dipping ones dick in the drink, and peeing under the seat?

Maybe you like touching toilet seats. Some people dont and I dont see why I should force them to.

Also do you even read what youre writing? “Have to do what others do” equals “have to do something an other person forces me to because of their fucking lazy ass” in your mind? How entitled can you get. Please stop spreading conservative bullshit your manly man grandpa taught you.

And you so fucking self centered and petty that I doubt you’ll have a man in your house to fight over a SEAT POSITION. Buy a dog die alone.

Youre really using me as a mirror arent you? I wish you well and that you may find the strength to overcome your arrogance.

Btw Im a man with a wife and just a shred of empathy, thats why we dont fight about the seat position. But sure, keep feeling superior for making people touch your piss. Sad.

Dude no one believes you. Just go pee sitting down. You clearly a woman.

Because it’s so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It’s fine.