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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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    assassassin@lemmy.world
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    How many pop tarts long is snoot?

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      StinkyFingerItchyBum
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      J’aime ça des poptarts.

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        This is the intro to a horror movie. You can’t fool me.

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            How many pop tarts long is snoot?

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            betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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            The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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              betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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              After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.

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                thetetrapod@lemmy.world
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                “'Do you have games on your phone?”

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                  drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                  Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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                    My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

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                    drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                    You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                      padge@lemmy.zip
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                      I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.

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                        Bouger moi

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                        • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                          The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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                          assassassin@lemmy.world
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                          That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

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                            Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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                            https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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                            • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                              Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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                              “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                                “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                                no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                                  That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                    That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                    Captain Aggravated
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                                    It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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                                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                      onyxjet@lemmy.world
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                                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                                      This fella

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                                      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                                        That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                                        flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                                        Probably some kind of anteater

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                                          Probably some kind of anteater

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                                          I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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