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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • L Lambda

    My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

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    drdystopia@lemy.lol
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    You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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      padge@lemmy.zip
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      I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.

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        unrealizedrealities
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        Bouger moi

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        • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

          The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

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          assassassin@lemmy.world
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          That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

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            Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

            OIP-1842996012._lPO6BiNx9y-gyPL6JWltAHaJ4

            https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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            • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

              Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

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              “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

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                drdystopia@lemy.lol
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                no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                  That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                    That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                    It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

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                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                      onyxjet@lemmy.world
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                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                      This fella

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                      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                        That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                        flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                        Probably some kind of anteater

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                          Probably some kind of anteater

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                          I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                            I’ve heard tell of a long pig? Could this be it?

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                            flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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                            Definitely not. Long pig is usually found adrift at sea.

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                              That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

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                              brunchyvirus
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                              Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound

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                                  zd9@lemmy.world
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                                  l o n g b o y e

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                                  • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                    You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                                    The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.

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                                      phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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                                        Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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                                        bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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                                        Is a poptart a pizza?

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                                          jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                                          Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?

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