Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • All Topics
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Caint logo. It's just text.
  1. Home
  2. The Caint Lock-In
  3. Lemmy Shitpost
  4. Important update: It's 10 poptarts

Important update: It's 10 poptarts

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
46 Posts 36 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
    This post did not contain any content.
    L This user is from outside of this forum
    L This user is from outside of this forum
    Lambda
    wrote last edited by
    #3

    My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

    drdystopia@lemy.lolD 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
      This post did not contain any content.
      A This user is from outside of this forum
      A This user is from outside of this forum
      assassassin@lemmy.world
      wrote last edited by
      #4

      How many pop tarts long is snoot?

      B 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
        This post did not contain any content.
        T This user is from outside of this forum
        T This user is from outside of this forum
        StinkyFingerItchyBum
        wrote last edited by
        #5

        J’aime ça des poptarts.

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
          This post did not contain any content.
          T This user is from outside of this forum
          T This user is from outside of this forum
          TachyonTele
          wrote last edited by
          #6

          This is the intro to a horror movie. You can’t fool me.

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
            This post did not contain any content.
            tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
            tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
            tropicaldingdong@lemmy.world
            wrote last edited by
            #7

            potoooooooo ☑️I 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • A assassassin@lemmy.world

              How many pop tarts long is snoot?

              B This user is from outside of this forum
              B This user is from outside of this forum
              betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
              wrote last edited by
              #8

              The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

              A 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                This post did not contain any content.
                B This user is from outside of this forum
                B This user is from outside of this forum
                betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
                wrote last edited by
                #9

                After last week’s poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                  This post did not contain any content.
                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                  thetetrapod@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by
                  #10

                  “'Do you have games on your phone?”

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
                    drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
                    drdystopia@lemy.lol
                    wrote last edited by
                    #11

                    Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

                    donD 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • L Lambda

                      My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts…

                      drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
                      drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
                      drdystopia@lemy.lol
                      wrote last edited by
                      #12

                      You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

                      P J S P A 5 Replies Last reply
                      0
                      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                        This post did not contain any content.
                        P This user is from outside of this forum
                        P This user is from outside of this forum
                        padge@lemmy.zip
                        wrote last edited by
                        #13

                        I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                          This post did not contain any content.
                          unrealizedrealitiesU This user is from outside of this forum
                          unrealizedrealitiesU This user is from outside of this forum
                          unrealizedrealities
                          wrote last edited by
                          #14

                          Bouger moi

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                            The factory hasn’t produced enough to finish the measurement yet.

                            A This user is from outside of this forum
                            A This user is from outside of this forum
                            assassassin@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by
                            #15

                            That tracks, I don’t think anyone can count high enough anyway

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              ekZeppE This user is from outside of this forum
                              ekZeppE This user is from outside of this forum
                              ekZepp
                              wrote last edited by
                              #16

                              Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

                              OIP-1842996012._lPO6BiNx9y-gyPL6JWltAHaJ4

                              https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

                              F 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I’m sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.

                                donD This user is from outside of this forum
                                donD This user is from outside of this forum
                                don
                                wrote last edited by
                                #17

                                “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

                                drdystopia@lemy.lolD 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • donD don

                                  “beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?

                                  drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  drdystopia@lemy.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
                                  drdystopia@lemy.lol
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #18

                                  no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

                                  P 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    aceshigh@lemmy.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
                                    aceshigh@lemmy.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
                                    aceshigh@lemmy.world
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #19

                                    That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

                                    Captain AggravatedC O F B 4 Replies Last reply
                                    0
                                    • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                                      That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

                                      Captain AggravatedC This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Captain AggravatedC This user is from outside of this forum
                                      Captain Aggravated
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #20

                                      It’s a Borzoi. Narrow dog with a white coat and a hose nose.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                                        That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

                                        O This user is from outside of this forum
                                        O This user is from outside of this forum
                                        onyxjet@lemmy.world
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #21

                                        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

                                        This fella

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • aceshigh@lemmy.worldA aceshigh@lemmy.world

                                          That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?

                                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                                          F This user is from outside of this forum
                                          flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #22

                                          Probably some kind of anteater

                                          potoooooooo ☑️I 1 Reply Last reply
                                          0

                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • All Topics
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups