Doot doot

Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

Superior design.

Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

I think number 2 would be more effective

username checks… eww omg

Are you saying you know from experience??

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

gonna need a shit valve on that horn

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out