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  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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    wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
    #38

    Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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    • I icelimit@lemmy.ml

      Questions I’m not sure I want to know the answers to.

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      lordsmegma@sh.itjust.works
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      #39

      Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

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        sam_bass@lemmy.world
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        Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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          chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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          Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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          • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

            1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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            chaoticneutralczech@feddit.org
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            Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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            • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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              twakyr@feddit.org
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              I think number 2 would be more effective

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              • ComradeSharkfuckerS ComradeSharkfucker

                Can confirm

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                answersplease77@lemmy.world
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                username checks… eww omg

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                • T twakyr@feddit.org

                  I think number 2 would be more effective

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                  ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world
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                  Are you saying you know from experience??

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                  • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                    #46

                    They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                      They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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                      mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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                      gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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                      • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                        hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                        Like this, according to some expert in this field:

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                        • M mienshao@lemmy.world

                          Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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                          swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                          now i need to see a diagram/x-ray of how it’s laid out

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                          • I ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world

                            Are you saying you know from experience??

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                            twakyr@feddit.org
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                            Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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                            • oni ᓚᘏᗢC oni ᓚᘏᗢ

                              1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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                              yetanotheruser@discuss.tchncs.de
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                              Speak for yourself

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                              • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                                evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                                Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                                  krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                                  A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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                                  • E evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club

                                    First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

                                    Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

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                                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                      tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                                      Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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                                        evil_shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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                                        Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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                                        • orhtej2@eviltoast.orgO orhtej2@eviltoast.org
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                                          #57

                                          1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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