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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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    Darren
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    #37

    🎶Poptarts on a borzoi
    You know, you know
    This is serious 🎶

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    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

      You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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      prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Cardboard

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      • ekZeppE ekZepp

        Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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        https://za.pinterest.com/pin/992691942842876990/

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        felsiq
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        #39

        Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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        • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

          no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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          prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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          Derlöngënsniffer

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          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

            You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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            savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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            They are incredibly flammable. Basically just a slab of glucose fructose.

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            • P prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone

              Cardboard

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              BeeegScaaawyCripple
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              #42

              with old jam

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              • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                aa5b@lemmy.world
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                You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box

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                • ickplant@lemmy.worldI ickplant@lemmy.world
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                  Great now it has captured my soul

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                  • F felsiq

                    Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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                    swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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                    • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de

                      it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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                      felsiq
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                      #46

                      Thanks, this is what I was thinking of but fucked up my muppets lore haha

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