Important update: It's 10 poptarts
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You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.
Yeah I wasn’t sure on that part. That’s crazy that the filling is shelf stable and keeps.
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Someone get this person a Nobel prize.
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You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.
Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.
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Poptarts on a borzoi
You know, you know
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You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
Cardboard
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Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?
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no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.
Derlöngënsniffer
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You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.
They are incredibly flammable. Basically just a slab of glucose fructose.
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Cardboard
with old jam
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You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box
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Great now it has captured my soul
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it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy
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it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy
Thanks, this is what I was thinking of but fucked up my muppets lore haha
