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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

    You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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    savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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    They are incredibly flammable. Basically just a slab of glucose fructose.

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    • P prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone

      Cardboard

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      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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      with old jam

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      • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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        aa5b@lemmy.world
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        You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box

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          socsa
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          Great now it has captured my soul

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          • F felsiq

            Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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            swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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            • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de

              it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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              felsiq
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              #46

              Thanks, this is what I was thinking of but fucked up my muppets lore haha

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