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  • LadyButterfly she/herL LadyButterfly she/her
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    fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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    #81

    Taco

    a Mexican dish consisting of a fried tortilla, typically folded, filled with various mixtures, such as seasoned meat, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes.

    Google dictionary

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    • A asteriskeverything@lemmy.world

      Tacos have loose meat

      Those chicken strip tacos are liars.

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      BeeegScaaawyCripple
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      #82

      look Gonzo i don’t know where any farmfowl titty bars are okay. i don’t even know if those exist

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      • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

        Of course the americans were offended the europeans had better sandwiches.

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        #83

        only because they hadn’t tasted good bread before. whenever i’m in non-UK europe I practically live off of sandwiches.

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        • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

          only because they hadn’t tasted good bread before. whenever i’m in non-UK europe I practically live off of sandwiches.

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          #84

          I mean I sometimes just eat straight bread.

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          • S stoy@lemmy.zip

            Naturally.

            I mean, this is a common prawn sandwich from us in Sweden:

            You can get them anywhere and they not only taste great, but smell fresh and lovely.

            Though, I can absolutely see a reason why this should not be allowed on a plane; shellfish allergy.

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            BeeegScaaawyCripple
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            #85

            i can smell that through the picture and i would like to come visit, have a prawn sammie and some gyro pizza please. would you mind legalizing cannabis for a couple weeks so i can visit and not die please thank you for your attention to this matter

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            • W wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works

              An interesting thesis! Please elaborate, and then let’s discuss where the lines are between casseroles, quiches, open pies, pastry-covered pies, calzones/empanadas/gyoza and wraps/burritos

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              casseroles are jumbles held together with a binder (like egg, or cheese). some have pie crusts (on the bottom and/or top, example chicken pot pie). they are often one dish meals (the pizza pan) and often identified by their baking utensil (the pizza pan).

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              • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                The first one? Doe not look AI to me

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                #87

                it’s the lack of deformation in the bun and the mustard looking like ez cheeze that’s uncannying my valley

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                • LadyButterfly she/herL LadyButterfly she/her
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                  #88

                  Well what is a sandwich? According to marriage webster:

                  two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between

                  Well damn, that sounds like a hotdog!

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                  • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                    casseroles are jumbles held together with a binder (like egg, or cheese). some have pie crusts (on the bottom and/or top, example chicken pot pie). they are often one dish meals (the pizza pan) and often identified by their baking utensil (the pizza pan).

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                    wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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                    #89

                    Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I’m OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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                    • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                      I mean I sometimes just eat straight bread.

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                      i used to, but then i discovered the local olive oil press and, uh, i have gained some weight.

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                      • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                        it’s the lack of deformation in the bun and the mustard looking like ez cheeze that’s uncannying my valley

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                        WIZARD POPE💫
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                        #91

                        https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

                        Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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                        • BeeegScaaawyCrippleH BeeegScaaawyCripple

                          i used to, but then i discovered the local olive oil press and, uh, i have gained some weight.

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                          You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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                          • W wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works

                            Fair. I personally think that a pizza doesnt quite qulify, but i see the logic. By this logic, however, all pies are also casseroles. I’m OK with this. However, where does an open-faced bagel with shmear fit? Or a calzone?

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                            i’m not a casserole expert but i think you need both filling and binder. Like a cheese egg quiche would not be a casserole but a cheese egg broccoli quiche would because cheese and eggs are both binders. So like with a chocolate mousse, it’s something else unless there’s chocolate chunks or nuts in that mousse. An open-faced bagel with shmear, is it one of those shmears that includes solids or is it just a smooth even shmear?

                            i didn’t grow up in a house of pedants no how could you tell

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                            • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                              You switched to just drinking olive oil?

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                              Keeps you regular

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                              • WIZARD POPE💫W WIZARD POPE💫

                                https://oblizniprste.si/slastni-kruh/hot-dog-strucke/

                                Here you go. Even the recipe to make it.

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                                wrote last edited by heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
                                #95

                                all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

                                thanks for the recipe btw!

                                ::: spoiler just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox’s built in translate.
                                Here’s Firefox
                                For 6 loaves
                                500 g soft flour
                                1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
                                100 ml of lukewarm milk
                                150 ml of lukewarm water
                                30 g of softened butter
                                1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
                                50 ml of oil
                                1 egg
                                1 teaspoon of salt
                                1 tablespoon sugar

                                Here’s the Google
                                For 6 croissants
                                500 g soft fluoride
                                1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
                                100 ml lukewarm milk
                                150 ml lukewarm water
                                30 g softened butter
                                1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
                                50 ml of oil
                                1 egg
                                1 teaspoon salt
                                1 suck sugar

                                heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?
                                :::

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                                • P postmortal_pop@lemmy.world

                                  Counter arguments, a hotdog is a sausage, the bread is a condament. When you buy hotdogs at the store you’re taking about the pack, when you’re cooking a hotdog, you’re taking about the sausage being cooked. A hotdog on the grill is not in the bun. When you’re eating a hotdog without a bun, you’re still eating a hotdog.

                                  In the other direction, a hotdog with mustard is still called a hotdog meaning the mustard has no say in the state of the hotdog.

                                  Furthermore, we have splitlink sandwiches so a sausage as sandwich still needs the sandwich modifier. When I say “hotdog sandwich” it’s bothersome because it conjures the idea of hot dogs between two slices of bread.

                                  So if a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the bread, and a hotdog is a hotdog with or without the mustard, than the bread plays the same role and becomes a condament for the eating of a hotdog that belongs firmly in the category of sausage.

                                  Spare points to back this up is taco, chicken taco, fish taco, street taco, all need the modifier “taco”. If I say we’re having fish and serve a tuna taco, I’ve not given you the accurate information. The same goes for wraps, without the “wrap” modifier you get different information. In reverse, we do not ask for a bun to get a hotdog. Following along that line, we have split bun sandwiches which use a bun and are not explicitly hotdogs.

                                  Lastly, with this information you can order the incredibly cursed, split link split bun sandwich with mustard which presents as a cut hotdog with mustard but is in fact an entirely different thing all together.

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                                  combatwombatesq@lemmy.world
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                                  I am sorry but I simply cannot accept food categorization advice from someone who classifies bread as a condiment. Please, educate yourself about what a condiment actually is: https://www.hilobrow.com/2010/09/07/de-condimentis-1/

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