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  • A aeris@lemmy.world
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    betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Better start hydrating now.

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      ExtremeDullard
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      And in Wuhan too.

      Those two will spread COVID everywhere again!

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      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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        betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.

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        • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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          macniel
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          Just one more lane, bro!

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          • A aeris@lemmy.world
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            rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s the best way to ensure offspring

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            • A aeris@lemmy.world
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              webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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              Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

              For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

              Wake up like everyone else

              • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

              • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

              • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

              • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

              • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

              End of the workday like everyone else.

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                venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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                • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                  Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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                  • macnielD macniel

                    Just one more lane, bro!

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                    aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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                    “Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

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                    • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                      gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                      • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                        throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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                        I’ll have what he’s having

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                        • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                          Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                          For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                          Wake up like everyone else

                          • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                          • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                          • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                          • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                          • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                          End of the workday like everyone else.

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                          prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                          Ohhhhh “meet.”

                          You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                          • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                            Live Your Lives
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                            According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                            • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                              baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                              Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                              • L Live Your Lives

                                According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                                Fuck u/spez
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                                They really took this personally.

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                                • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                                  diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                                  boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                                  #18

                                  Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                                  • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                                    jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                                    So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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