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    rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    Itโ€™s the best way to ensure offspring

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      webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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      Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

      For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

      Wake up like everyone else

      • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

      • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

      • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

      • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

      • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

      End of the workday like everyone else.

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        venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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        Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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          Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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          • macnielD macniel

            Just one more lane, bro!

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            aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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            โ€œWhy are you adding a lane, step bro?โ€

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              gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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              diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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                Iโ€™ll have what heโ€™s having

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                • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                  Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                  For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                  Wake up like everyone else

                  • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                  • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                  • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                  • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                  • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                  End of the workday like everyone else.

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                  prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  Ohhhhh โ€œmeet.โ€

                  You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                    Live Your Lives
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                    According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying โ€œmeetโ€ instead of โ€œmateโ€.

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                      baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                      Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                      • L Live Your Lives

                        According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying โ€œmeetโ€ instead of โ€œmateโ€.

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                        Fuck u/spez
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                        They really took this personally.

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                        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                          diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                          boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                          Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                            jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                            So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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