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    webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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    Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

    For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

    Wake up like everyone else

    • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

    • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

    • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

    • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

    • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

    End of the workday like everyone else.

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      venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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      • A aeris@lemmy.world
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        Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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        • macnielD macniel

          Just one more lane, bro!

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          aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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          โ€œWhy are you adding a lane, step bro?โ€

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            gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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            diplomacy is made in the sheets

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            • A aeris@lemmy.world
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              throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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              Iโ€™ll have what heโ€™s having

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              • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                Wake up like everyone else

                • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                End of the workday like everyone else.

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                prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Ohhhhh โ€œmeet.โ€

                You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                • A aeris@lemmy.world
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                  Live Your Lives
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                  According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying โ€œmeetโ€ instead of โ€œmateโ€.

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                    baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                    Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                    • L Live Your Lives

                      According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying โ€œmeetโ€ instead of โ€œmateโ€.

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                      Fuck u/spez
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                      #17

                      They really took this personally.

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                      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                        diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                        boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                        #18

                        Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                          jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                          So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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