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    venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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    Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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      Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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      • macnielD macniel

        Just one more lane, bro!

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        aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        โ€œWhy are you adding a lane, step bro?โ€

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          gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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          diplomacy is made in the sheets

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            throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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            Iโ€™ll have what heโ€™s having

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            • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

              Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

              For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

              Wake up like everyone else

              • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

              • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

              • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

              • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

              • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

              End of the workday like everyone else.

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              prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Ohhhhh โ€œmeet.โ€

              You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                Live Your Lives
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                According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying โ€œmeetโ€ instead of โ€œmateโ€.

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                  baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                  Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                  • L Live Your Lives

                    According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying โ€œmeetโ€ instead of โ€œmateโ€.

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                    Fuck u/spez
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                    They really took this personally.

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                    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                      diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                      boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                      Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                        jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                        So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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