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    aeris@lemmy.world
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      snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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        betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        Better start hydrating now.

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          ExtremeDullard
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          And in Wuhan too.

          Those two will spread COVID everywhere again!

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            Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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            betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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            It’s the “(Drop your) belt and (get) rode” initiative.

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              Oh that highway is gonna expand alright

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              macniel
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              Just one more lane, bro!

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                rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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                It’s the best way to ensure offspring

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                  webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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                  Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                  For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                  Wake up like everyone else

                  • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                  • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                  • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                  • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                  • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                  End of the workday like everyone else.

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                    venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                    Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant

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                      Only 6 times in 1 day? Honeymoon period must be over.

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                        Just one more lane, bro!

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                        aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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                        “Why are you adding a lane, step bro?”

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                          gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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                          diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                            throwawaypermanente@sh.itjust.works
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                            I’ll have what he’s having

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                            • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                              Ignoring the funny, here is my interpretation to 6 meetings in 24 hours for executive elites.

                              For a corporate drone this would be a hell of day for others:

                              Wake up like everyone else

                              • first 2 meetings are short 15 minutes things and there only contribution is being present.

                              • 1 of them is boring and goes on longer but they have to leave early to catch the next meeting.

                              • the next meeting is a 2h lunch meeting in a super fancy restaurant where each party tries to get the other agree on an unbalanced deal.

                              • 1 actual long boring meeting in the afternoon where actual work is done.

                              • final meeting with close allies over fancy dinner, mostly recalling relevant things that happend today.

                              End of the workday like everyone else.

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                              prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                              Ohhhhh “meet.”

                              You know at least five of those six meetings could have been emails.

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                                Live Your Lives
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                                According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                                  baphomet_the_blasphemer@lemmy.world
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                                  Three for each, or is one of them greedy?

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                                    According to the newspaper this came from, The Times of India, this is a photoshopped image with the original saying “meet” instead of “mate”.

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                                    Fuck u/spez
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                                    They really took this personally.

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                                    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.deG gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de

                                      diplomacy is made in the sheets

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                                      boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                                      Diplomacy is the mother of strange bedfellows

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                                        jaded_genie@lemmy.world
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                                        So they are getting closer with each other. Concerning

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