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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • L lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Thank you! That’s all I was thinking when I saw the hole.

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    multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de
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    You have some autocorrect typo there:
    “That’s all I was singing when I saw the hole.”

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    • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

      Are you a dwarf?

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      thepantser@sh.itjust.works
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      #12

      Maybe dog

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      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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        jaaake@lemmy.world
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        That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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        • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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          fuyuhikodate@feddit.org
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          5yr old me: China here I come!!!

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          • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

            Are you a dwarf?

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            lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

            *Someone posted a link so that was nice

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            • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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              TomMasz
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              How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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              • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                #17

                Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                  TrackinDaKraken
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                  #18

                  Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

                  You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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                  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                    three@lemmy.zip
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                    Based meth head.

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                    • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                      That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                      angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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                      Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                      • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                        deranger@sh.itjust.works
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                        #21

                        Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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                        • H hobbes_dent@lemmy.world

                          Came to ask “where post?”.

                          That really is a shitty post.

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                          PhobosAnomaly
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                          Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

                          Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all… giggity.

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                          • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                            That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                            0ops
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                            Where I live the ground is rocks with the gaps between filled with dried clay. Literally a 2 to 1 ratio of rock to clay in some spots. Closer to a soft concrete than actual soil once you get more than 6 inches down. So the shovel doesn’t actually dig as much as it just scoops out the shit I beat loose with a tamper bar.

                            Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Internet who sees these digging posts and thinks “I’ve dug enough” lol.

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                            • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                              Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                              jaaake@lemmy.world
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                              Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                              • F fandangalo@lemmy.world

                                What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                                nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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                                I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                • N nailingjello@lemmy.zip

                                  I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                                  fandangalo@lemmy.world
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                                  No doubt

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                                  • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                                    Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                    affenlehrer@feddit.org
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                                    The difference between first and second degree murder

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                                      Hossenfeffer
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                                      You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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                                      • HossenfefferH Hossenfeffer

                                        You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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                                        friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                        • raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comR raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                          Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                          I think I’m already past that depth

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