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Decided to dig a big hole

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  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    jaaake@lemmy.world
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    That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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    • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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      fuyuhikodate@feddit.org
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      5yr old me: China here I come!!!

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      • efreetsk@lemmy.worldE efreetsk@lemmy.world

        Are you a dwarf?

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        lifeinmultiplechoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.

        *Someone posted a link so that was nice

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        • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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          TomMasz
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          How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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            raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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            • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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              TrackinDaKraken
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              Should’a put a tarp down for the dirt.

              You could hide things in there, like gold, or fried chicken, or a copy of Windows 11, or face masks. These are just a few things you could hide in that hole, use your imagination.

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              • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                three@lemmy.zip
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                Based meth head.

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                • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                  That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                  angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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                  Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                  • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                    deranger@sh.itjust.works
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                    Be careful. Holes collapse and dirt is heavy as fuck.

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                    • H hobbes_dent@lemmy.world

                      Came to ask “where post?”.

                      That really is a shitty post.

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                      PhobosAnomaly
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                      Postcrete is the best invention since the barbeque tongs.

                      Soft to rock solid in next to no time at all… giggity.

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                      • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                        That ground looks so satisfying to dig in. Like it would actually yield to a shovel. I’ve spent my entire life in Southern California and our ground is hard, dry, and filled with rocks.

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                        0ops
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                        Where I live the ground is rocks with the gaps between filled with dried clay. Literally a 2 to 1 ratio of rock to clay in some spots. Closer to a soft concrete than actual soil once you get more than 6 inches down. So the shovel doesn’t actually dig as much as it just scoops out the shit I beat loose with a tamper bar.

                        Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Internet who sees these digging posts and thinks “I’ve dug enough” lol.

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                        • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                          Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                          jaaake@lemmy.world
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                          Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                          • F fandangalo@lemmy.world

                            What about D-Tent Boys? https://youtu.be/-jpbCWcz2pk

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                            nailingjello@lemmy.zip
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                            I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                            • N nailingjello@lemmy.zip

                              I’m lazy, so I prefer No Diggity

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                              fandangalo@lemmy.world
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                              No doubt

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                              • J jaaake@lemmy.world

                                Look at this guy, knowing a week before he needs a hole.

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                                affenlehrer@feddit.org
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                                The difference between first and second degree murder

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                                • F friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                  Hossenfeffer
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                                  You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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                                  • HossenfefferH Hossenfeffer

                                    You numpty, you’ve dropped your banana down the hole. We’ll never know how big it is now!

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                                    friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                    • raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comR raoulduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                      Hopefully you don’t get electrocuted.

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                                      friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                      I think I’m already past that depth

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                                      • TomMaszT TomMasz

                                        How many of these will it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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                                        friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                        The wha?

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                                        • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                                          Pro tip: water before you dig. Water the ground for a week or so before you dig, this makes it much easier to dig through, and cuts down on the excess dust.

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                                          friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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                                          Once you get deep enough there is literally no dust as it contains about 30% clay and is very wet

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