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    sendmephotos@lemmy.world
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    Spicy food will do that

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      Mambo

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        This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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        I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥

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          Mambo

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          savindwhales@lemmy.world
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          Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5

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            Rob T Firefly
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            #7

            This is not my favorite Doctor Who episode.

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              dwemthy@lemmy.world
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              Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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                aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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                Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

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                  mtpender
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                  In the immortal words of Kenny

                  “This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

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                    He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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                      krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                      When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

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                        chessmasterrex@lemmy.world
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                        Too many White Castles

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                          formfiller@lemmy.world
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                          Trump tower in a just world

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                            Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets

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                            felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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                            I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire

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                              i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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                              Someone had a giant blue.

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                                betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                                Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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                                  capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world
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                                  Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                                  What are four and five, then?

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                                    Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                                    What are four and five, then?

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                                    All shot together with five apparently. 💥

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                                      He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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                                      howabt2day@futurology.today
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                                      FukuShrimpA

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                                      • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                                        Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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                                        lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                                        Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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                                          Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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                                          betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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                                          Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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