N. 5

In the immortal words of Kenny

“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”

He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

Too many White Castles

Trump tower in a just world

I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire

Someone had a giant blue.

Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

What are four and five, then?

All shot together with five apparently.

FukuShrimpA

Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

Such a good film

I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.

Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

Me *Points to porta-john

Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

I told the woman at the counter low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.