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    He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp

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    howabt2day@futurology.today
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    FukuShrimpA

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    • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

      Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.

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      lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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      Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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      • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

        Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.

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        betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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        • S sendmephotos@lemmy.world

          Spicy food will do that

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          greddan@feddit.org
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          Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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          • O ozfive@lemmy.world

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            St3alth
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            Such a good film

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            • G greddan@feddit.org

              Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.

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              tryitout@infosec.pub
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              I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…

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              • B betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world

                Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.

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                agent641@lemmy.world
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                I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.

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                  salty_chief@lemmy.world
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                  Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”

                  Me *Points to porta-john

                  Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”

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                  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥T This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥

                    I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥

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                    whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world
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                    No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

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                      bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.

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                      • C capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world

                        Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                        What are four and five, then?

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                        herrvogel@lemmy.world
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                        Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.

                        Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.

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                        • C capricorn_geriatric@lemmy.world

                          Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.

                          What are four and five, then?

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                          steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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                          We dont speak of number 4,
                          Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.

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                          • A aeronmelon@lemmy.world

                            Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.

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                            steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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                            TARDIS

                            SHARTDIS

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                            • W whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world

                              No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?

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                              jj4211@lemmy.world
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                              Johnny Five?

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                                doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world
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                                Went mumbo jumbo?

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                                  BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                    stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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                                    King of the Shit post.

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                                      blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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                                      Why do I love this form of modern art?

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