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    0li0li
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    Guinster

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    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ zerocool@lemmy.ca

      Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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      starmerchant938@lemmy.world
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      I’ll try most things once.

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          ceenote@lemmy.world
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          What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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          • starmerchant938@lemmy.worldS starmerchant938@lemmy.world

            I’ll try most things once.

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            Have you tried Pilk?

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              Guinster

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              Monnness

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                Monnness

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                grue@lemmy.world
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                That’s if you float the green part on top.

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                  masamune@lemmy.world
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                  The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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                    southernbrewer@lemmy.world
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                    Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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                      Have you tried Pilk?

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                      the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                      What’s pilk

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                      • S southernbrewer@lemmy.world

                        Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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                        SkaveRat
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                        What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                        Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                        • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

                          If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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                          SkaveRat
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                          Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                          • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                            What’s pilk

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                            Pepsi + Milk

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                              primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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                              When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                              That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                              Pointless story, I know…

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                                This is a crime.

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                                slackassassin
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                                A crime of passion.

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                                  monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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                                  It’s a frankendrink.

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                                    Pepsi + Milk

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                                    pdxfed@lemmy.world
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                                    In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                                      What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                                      Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                                      petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                      Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                      You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                        sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                                        Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                          Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                                          pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Can you give us idiots a clue?

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