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  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ zerocool@lemmy.ca

    Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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    starmerchant938@lemmy.world
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    I’ll try most things once.

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        ceenote@lemmy.world
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        What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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        • starmerchant938@lemmy.worldS starmerchant938@lemmy.world

          I’ll try most things once.

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          Have you tried Pilk?

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            Guinster

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            iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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            Monnness

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              Monnness

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              grue@lemmy.world
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              That’s if you float the green part on top.

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                masamune@lemmy.world
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                The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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                  southernbrewer@lemmy.world
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                  Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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                    Have you tried Pilk?

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                    the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                    What’s pilk

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                    • S southernbrewer@lemmy.world

                      Is monster actually that green colour? I’ve never tried it and assumed it was a normal colour and the green was just the can design

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                      SkaveRat
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                      What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                      Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                      • W wiccan2@lemmy.world

                        If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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                        SkaveRat
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                        Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                        • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                          What’s pilk

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                          Pepsi + Milk

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                            primeministerkeyes@leminal.space
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                            When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
                            That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
                            Pointless story, I know…

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                              This is a crime.

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                              slackassassin
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                              A crime of passion.

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                                monkdervierte@lemmy.zip
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                                It’s a frankendrink.

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                                  Pepsi + Milk

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                                  pdxfed@lemmy.world
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                                  In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

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                                  • S SkaveRat

                                    What’s “normal” for energy drinks? It’s all artificial colors anyway. Can be dyed anything

                                    Edit: but, yes. It’s that color

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                                    petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                    Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

                                    You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

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                                      sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                                      Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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                                      • S SkaveRat

                                        Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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                                        pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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                                        Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                        • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                                          Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                          SkaveRat
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                                          Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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