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  • S scytale

    The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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    SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    Ah returnee’s release.

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    • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

      Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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      Billegh
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      Out Of Poop

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      • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

        Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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        Eager Eagle
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        object-oriented programmer?

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        • O over_clox@lemmy.world

          It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

          Hope your pants are clean…

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          db2@lemmy.world
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          Got some good distance on at least one too.

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          • D db2@lemmy.world

            Got some good distance on at least one too.

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            over_clox@lemmy.world
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            Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants…

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            • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

              Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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              Midnight Wolf
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              Plot twist: he’s a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

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              • G gigachad
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                That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                  tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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                  I love the calm before the storm.

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                  • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                    Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                    backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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                    Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol

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                      gandalftheblack@feddit.org
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                      long walk
                      1.71 miles

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                      • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                        long walk
                        1.71 miles

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                        That Weird Vegan
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                        when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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                        • Eager EagleE Eager Eagle

                          object-oriented programmer?

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                          That Weird Vegan
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                          Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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                          • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                            long walk
                            1.71 miles

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                            D_C
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                            The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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                            • B Billegh

                              Out Of Poop

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                              morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                              Out Of Paper, toilet

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                              • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

                                Ah returnee’s release.

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                                humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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                                I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                                • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

                                  I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                                  dufkm@lemmy.world
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                                  In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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                                  • ? Guest

                                    That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                                    dufkm@lemmy.world
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                                    Never ruin a good story with facts

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                                    • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                                      Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                                      gigachad
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                                        That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                                        iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                                        I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                                        When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                                        • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                                          Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                                          Digitalprimate
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                                          The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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