Rollercoaster

Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants…

Plot twist: he’s a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

I love the calm before the storm.

Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol

long walk
1.71 miles

when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

Out Of Paper, toilet

I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

Never ruin a good story with facts

I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.