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    That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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      tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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      I love the calm before the storm.

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      • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

        Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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        backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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        Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol

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          gandalftheblack@feddit.org
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          long walk
          1.71 miles

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          • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

            long walk
            1.71 miles

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            That Weird Vegan
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            when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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              object-oriented programmer?

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              That Weird Vegan
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              Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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              • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                long walk
                1.71 miles

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                The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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                • B Billegh

                  Out Of Poop

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                  morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                  Out Of Paper, toilet

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                  • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

                    Ah returnee’s release.

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                    humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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                    I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                    • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

                      I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                      dufkm@lemmy.world
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                      In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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                      • ? Guest

                        That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                        dufkm@lemmy.world
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                        Never ruin a good story with facts

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                        • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                          Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                          gigachad
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                            That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                            iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                            I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                            When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                            • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                              Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                              Digitalprimate
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                              The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                              • S scytale

                                The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                                coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world
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                                This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                                • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                                  long walk
                                  1.71 miles

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                                  _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                                  Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                                  • I iliketraaaains@lemmy.world

                                    I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                                    When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                                    obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                    I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                                    • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                                      long walk
                                      1.71 miles

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                                      bojack411@lemmy.world
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                                      When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.

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