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  • G gigachad
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    tempermentalanomaly@lemmy.world
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    I love the calm before the storm.

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    • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

      Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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      backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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      Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP’S toilet by looking at this map lol

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        gandalftheblack@feddit.org
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        long walk
        1.71 miles

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        • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

          long walk
          1.71 miles

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          That Weird Vegan
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          when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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          • Eager EagleE Eager Eagle

            object-oriented programmer?

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            That Weird Vegan
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            Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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            • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

              long walk
              1.71 miles

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              D_C
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              The 7 steps from the halfway to the toilet seat is a long walk if you are trying not to shit yourself!!

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              • B Billegh

                Out Of Poop

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                morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                Out Of Paper, toilet

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                • S SatansMaggotyCumFart

                  Ah returnee’s release.

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                  humanonearth@lemmy.ca
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                  I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                  • H humanonearth@lemmy.ca

                    I’ve always called it HTS…Home Toilet Syndrome.

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                    dufkm@lemmy.world
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                    In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

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                    • ? Guest

                      That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                      dufkm@lemmy.world
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                      Never ruin a good story with facts

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                      • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                        Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                        gigachad
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                          That colored line is not the heart rate. It’s the walking speed.

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                          iliketraaaains@lemmy.world
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                          I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                          When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                          • U unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de

                            Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                            Digitalprimate
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                            The geolocators at Bellingcat would have it in five minutes.

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                            • S scytale

                              The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                              coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world
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                              This is so true. Literally what it feels like running to the toilet at work.

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                              • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                                long walk
                                1.71 miles

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                                _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                                Yeah, but do that with a log up your ass and everyone watching as you publicly shuffle to the restroom

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                                • I iliketraaaains@lemmy.world

                                  I suppose it depends on the app, I don’t know the one in the image but the ones I use does color the path with the heart rate.

                                  When hiking, the redder spots are the harder parts and the whole line matches the graph with heartrate over time.

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                                  obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                  I know when I had a Garmin watch it changed what was defaulted to on the map depending on the activity.

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                                  • G gandalftheblack@feddit.org

                                    long walk
                                    1.71 miles

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                                    bojack411@lemmy.world
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                                    When you have to shit. That is an incredibly long walk. You can’t even fart.

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