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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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      That’s phenomenal lol!

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        cocaineshrimp@sh.itjust.works
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        ::: spoiler Actual guess
        Check?
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          ::: spoiler Actual guess
          Check?
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          Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

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            ::: spoiler Actual guess
            Check?
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            frog@feddit.uk
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            Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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              codpiece@feddit.uk
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              Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                furrymemesaccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Check it out!

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                  It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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                    Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                      If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.

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                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                        It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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                        skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                        Hopefully afterwards.

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                          greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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                          “Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

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                            ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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                            I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                            Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                              I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                              Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                              boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                              I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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                                  frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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                                  Chick cock

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                                    There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                                      Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                                      barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                      Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                      Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                                        captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                        I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                                        • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                                          Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                          Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                                          codpiece@feddit.uk
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                                          Carpentry?

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