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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

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    codpiece@feddit.uk
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    Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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      furrymemesaccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Check it out!

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        It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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        • F frog@feddit.uk

          Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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            ideonek
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            If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.

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              It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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              skyezopen@lemmy.world
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              Hopefully afterwards.

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                greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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                “Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

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                  ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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                  I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                  Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                    I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                    Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                    boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                    I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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                        frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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                        Chick cock

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                          Rob T Firefly
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                          There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                            Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                            barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                            Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                            Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                              captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                              I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                                Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                                codpiece@feddit.uk
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                                Carpentry?

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                                  I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                                  UltraMagnus0001
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                                  But not cocks

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                                    bryndos
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                                    Obviously “clock”.
                                    It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”

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                                    • F frog@feddit.uk

                                      Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                                      obi@sopuli.xyz
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                                      The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.

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                                        ilikeboobies@lemmy.ca
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                                        Think it’s supposed to read cheque.

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                                          mangoholic@lemmy.ml
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                                          Or clack if its a chiropractor ad

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