Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

::: spoiler Actual guess
Check?
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Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

Check it out!

It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.

Hopefully afterwards.

“Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational

I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

Chick cock

There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

Carpentry?

But not cocks

Obviously “clock”.
It’s a play on “time heals all wounds”