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Chick? Cock? Both. Definitely both

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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    Emilie Easie
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    That’s phenomenal lol!

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      cocaineshrimp@sh.itjust.works
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      ::: spoiler Actual guess
      Check?
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        ::: spoiler Actual guess
        Check?
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        paupersserenade@sh.itjust.works
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        Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke

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        • C cocaineshrimp@sh.itjust.works

          ::: spoiler Actual guess
          Check?
          :::

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          frog@feddit.uk
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          Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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            codpiece@feddit.uk
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            Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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              furrymemesaccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Check it out!

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                It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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                • F frog@feddit.uk

                  Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was “crack”. Crack makes everything better temporarily.

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                    ideonek
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                    If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it’s “cock”.

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                    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                      It’s true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.

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                      skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                      Hopefully afterwards.

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                        greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip
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                        “Check” as in a large settlement payout. It’s a personal injury attorney ad.

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                          ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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                          I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                          Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                          • O ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com

                            I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

                            Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

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                            boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                            I just use “card” instead, but then I’m not American.

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                              zachariah@lemmy.world
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                                frankfrankson@lemmy.world
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                                Chick cock

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                                  Rob T Firefly
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                                  There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan “Courtesy Counts” on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and “Counts” a sensible chuckle could be had.

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                                    Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.

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                                    barneypiccolo@lemmy.today
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                                    Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                    Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                                      captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                                      I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                                      • B barneypiccolo@lemmy.today

                                        Just work the cherry with a lighter until it’s evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.

                                        Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else…

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                                        codpiece@feddit.uk
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                                        Carpentry?

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                                        • C captainlezbian@lemmy.world

                                          I’ve had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain’t wrong

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                                          UltraMagnus0001
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                                          But not cocks

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