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    pattymcb@lemmy.world
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    OMG… I didn’t even drink that and I still want to puke.

    I’ll be trying it next Friday though, lol

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    • M monkdervierte@lemmy.zip

      It’s a frankendrink.

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      pattymcb@lemmy.world
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      Can I get it with bolts on its neck?

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      • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

        antifreeze chocolate.

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        pattymcb@lemmy.world
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        Kills household pets dead! Lol

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          pattymcb@lemmy.world
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          You eat a lot of paint chips, don’t you? Lol

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          • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

            How do you get pigeon milk?

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            mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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            it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

              How do you get pigeon milk?

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              tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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              from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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              • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

                I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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                Lawelen
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                How do we know you aren’t another bot?!
                /s

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                  recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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                  Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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                    Avicenna
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                    sacrilege

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                      captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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                      Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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                        Guinster

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                        I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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                          tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world
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                          Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

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                            Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                            psythik@lemmy.world
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                            They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

                            The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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                              My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                              oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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                              I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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                              • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                                moriquende@lemmy.world
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                                THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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                                  akasazh@lemmy.world
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                                  Guinning!

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                                    Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)
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                                    This looks like it’d give me superpowers

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                                      Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                                      wildpalmtree@lemmy.world
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                                      Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

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                                        i_love_fft@jlai.lu
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                                        I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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                                          Drunk & Root
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                                          ill take 2

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