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  • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

    How do you get pigeon milk?

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    mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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    it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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    • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

      How do you get pigeon milk?

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      tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      #57

      from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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      • H hasherm0n@lemmy.world

        I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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        Lawelen
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        How do we know you aren’t another bot?!
        /s

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          recklessengagement@lemmy.world
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          Tried this once with a friend, as a bit. Not great.

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            Avicenna
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            sacrilege

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              captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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              Ah yes, the Billie Irish

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                Guinster

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                I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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                  tankovayadiviziya@lemmy.world
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                  Imagine the amount of caffeine in just one pint of glass.

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                  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

                    Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                    psythik@lemmy.world
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                    They make an alcoholic Monster. Called Beast Unleashed.

                    The best part is that it just tastes like a normal Monster. But they removed the caffeine, unfortunately.

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                    • Q qarbone@lemmy.world

                      My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                      oldchicoale@lemmy.world
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                      I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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                      • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                        THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                        moriquende@lemmy.world
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                        THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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                          akasazh@lemmy.world
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                          Guinning!

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                            Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her)
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                            This looks like it’d give me superpowers

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                              Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                              wildpalmtree@lemmy.world
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                              Its not about the suggar in this case. Its carbonated with Nitrogen (oxide?), like the Guiness. Gives a different mouth feel.

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                                i_love_fft@jlai.lu
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                                I’d call that a yellow velvet.

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                                  Drunk & Root
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                                  ill take 2

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                                  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ zerocool@lemmy.ca

                                    Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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                                    cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

                                    (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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                                    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                                      Can you give us idiots a clue?

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                                      moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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                                      They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

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                                        moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub
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                                        This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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                                          idraw4u@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Guinster or nothing.

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