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    agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Cursed stout snakebite

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    • Kruh MasterK Kruh Master

      Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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      jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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      • padraigP padraig

        @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

        https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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        SkaveRat
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        Nitro is a bit more green

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        • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

          Ah, yes, the Irish American…

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          beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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          So trash?

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          • S SkaveRat

            Nitro is a bit more green

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            Mochóirí
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            @skaverat@discuss.tchncs.de We need to go further… MORE GREEN!

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            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 K 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮

              Pepsi + Milk

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              sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              #36

              I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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              • S sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

                I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
                #37

                I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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                • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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                  protoknuckles@lemmy.world
                  wrote last edited by
                  #38

                  What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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                    Guinster

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                    fuckgod
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                    #39

                    I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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                    • P protoknuckles@lemmy.world

                      What the fuck does that monster mean by “Super Dry”…

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                      wrote last edited by kolanaki@pawb.social
                      #40

                      Less/No sugar. The dryness of a beverage is about the sugar content/sweetness. Though, I’ve usually only seen it applied to alcohol.

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                      • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                        What’s pilk

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                        tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                        pigeon milk.

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                          Guinster

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                          tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                          GONSTNESS

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                          • G grue@lemmy.world

                            That’s if you float the green part on top.

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                            tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                            THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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                            • padraigP padraig

                              @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone I’ll take the nuclear green colour from the Aussie Lemonade Monster lol

                              https://i.gzn.jp/img/2023/09/20/asahiinryo-monsterenergy-aussie-style-lemonade/00.jpg

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                              petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                              That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

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                              • C ceenote@lemmy.world

                                What’s not to like about irradiated chocolate?

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                                tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                antifreeze chocolate.

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                                • M masamune@lemmy.world

                                  The first half gets you drunk, the second half gets you sick!

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                                  tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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                                  gives you kidney stones.

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                                  • S SkaveRat

                                    ah, right, the classic one is more dehydrated piss color.

                                    The nitro one is that atomic green, though

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                                    petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                    Ahh, I see, I see.

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                                      qarbone@lemmy.world
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                                      #48

                                      My heart hurts just looking at that.

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                                      • S slackassassin

                                        A crime of passion.

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                                        no_eponym@lemmy.ca
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                                        The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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                                        • T tollana1234567@lemmy.today

                                          pigeon milk.

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                                          the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                                          How do you get pigeon milk?

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