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Important update: It's 10 poptarts

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  • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT tropicaldingdong@lemmy.world

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      zd9@lemmy.world
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      l o n g b o y e

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      • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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        phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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        The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it’s just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.

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          phdepressed@sh.itjust.works
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          Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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            Why you putting poptarts on pizza?

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            bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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            Is a poptart a pizza?

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              jaybone@lemmy.zip
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              Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?

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              • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                  Cheap garbage preservative junk food.

                  It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.

                  I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.

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                  tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                  You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                    You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                    jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                    Yeah I wasn’t sure on that part. That’s crazy that the filling is shelf stable and keeps.

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                      krunklom@lemmy.zip
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                      Someone get this person a Nobel prize.

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                      • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                        You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                        skisnow@lemmy.ca
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                        Once every 2-3 years I forget what they’re like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.

                        Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.

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                          Darren
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                          🎶Poptarts on a borzoi
                          You know, you know
                          This is serious 🎶

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                          • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                            You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                            prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                            Cardboard

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                              Lemmy do it for you… Koni.

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                              felsiq
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                              Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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                              • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                no i mean “Hangarenshiffeschnozzle”.

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                                prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                                Derlöngënsniffer

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                                • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip

                                  You’re right about everything except the frozen part. They can just sit in a box in your cupboard because they’re basically made of plastic.

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                                  savethetuahawk@lemmy.ca
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                                  They are incredibly flammable. Basically just a slab of glucose fructose.

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                                    Cardboard

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                                    BeeegScaaawyCripple
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                                    with old jam

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                                    • drdystopia@lemy.lolD drdystopia@lemy.lol

                                      You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.

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                                      aa5b@lemmy.world
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                                      You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box

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                                        Great now it has captured my soul

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                                          Isn’t it Kerbie, or am I missing another layer of joke?

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                                          swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                          it’s kermie, because the audio is miss piggy

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